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Cartoons @Geo TV

At Geo TV channel we have to go through a very “yawning ” segment , which is cartoons by Zaidi.
This segment is boring as an old record and have no timing or sense of humor behind it.
Dialect, dialogue and script are usually weightless…Despite some interesting topics there is no punch line or spontaneity in this telecast ever..

Aik Din Geo Key Saath”@ Geo,

Most probably this is among, THE most known and longer running  programmes @ our private TV channels……… Host is famous” Suhail Wariach”….. He got really popular first for his unique style of asking questions… (He was interesting since the start)…. But he got more known as “Hum sab Umeed sey “kept making his parodies… they are hilarious.

“Aik Din Geo Key Satth “brought out some very diverse personalities in front of our TV screens, from actress Reema to Naseem Wali Khan, and Wasi Zafar….. and list goes on….  he will go to their homes and interview them in His very Casual way…… His style of interviewing did set a new trend for other anchors…

Pehla Safha @ Sama TV

  Every morning most of our TV channels will show some News analysis done by their experts,…. and why not …… our land is such a breeding ground for News, even entertainment channels can not avoid getting involved in serious programming …  

Pehla Safha is a good presentation and “Paras” as an anchor conducted well…. “Sama TV” has earned a good name regarding social and serious programming in a very short time.

 
 

 

Whats Cooking….

Our midmornings, afternoons, and even nites are filled with dozens of cooking shows on  our cable channels… and we  are only talking about  presented from Pakistani channels…. we also  have to take BBC, andother food network type cooking shows…. There is a long list of hosts which are good at cooking and were known lready before this trend started  on tv ,like Rahat on Geo, and Mehboob, andZakir  etc…

 However most of   these people you will see answering live calls from remote towns    for  ingredients  or   to praise…some cooking  shows   are promoting healthy food rest is only focusing on …   Food. . apparently they have too much air time available … will see whole dish prepared in front of you…. there is no time restrictions to use elasped time or double dishes to show whole thing finished…

aLL gROWN uP ! AZfAR AnD MaNI sHOW

We like new Azfar and Mani , show on AAG TV…. these guys  always  had interesting perspective… how ever most of their efforts were not much in tune with  masses… their recent effort  seems like broad based ,  and they are not too self involved like  their female competitors…. and most of all they are better understandable…. Mani  got control over his speech…. and amazingly most of us can get it…

Their guests are from different back grounds which keeps it interesting …they seem grown up without being too serious… good show altogether they should keep it up!

Matches … is Back! on Hum Tv

Our model turned ,actress, turned host ZQ is back with her  full  fire  … She  is  relentless, passionate and out spoken…. However at time she tends to go little too involved  or get emotional and  starts crying ….overreacts …..and leaves the stage or   simply abuse her guests…

 It gets kind of   confusing when audience see match stick get burned  instead of igniting  a fire….ZQ may be spontanious enough to conduct a talk show ,but a cool temper is  a first requirement for a family fued anchor…which is not her forte.

Pakistani Media Shining!

Our “Young Enthusiastic Media ” grew maturer as we saw them dealing with pressure on CJ issue .

For a fact there were only three major components for this   Long March success.

First we had Lawyers who were at it for 2years …. then Muslim league- N and its courageous leadership… and  then the most impacting and unstop-able was our  Media…. News channels which did not let pressure get to them.

Geo News was most forceful and  they only took sides with truth. Aaj,Dunya,  Royal, Sama, and even Din  News all did a great job … they kept the Nation  informed  not only by reporting…..they  transmitted constant debates and views from opposing  Political parties to Civil society,….  Former rulers to current ones,….  Lawyers to former Generals… they did not leave any one out and kept the facts straight during this historic Long March.

WE sure hope to see our Media stay as independent and  non bias!

They can cook on screen …

Since private TV channels  are on the boom cooking show are a must feature on all of them. Youwill find every type of  personalities cooking in front of camera , with lots of oil ads  and  pretty anchors.

Shows like cooking with Chef Rahat , or Shai kicked the host out,   these ladies take live calls and cook too.From biryani to Pizza and cake to dal they have every recipe in their sleeve.

Guys are not behind  in this matter. We  are actually pleasantly surprised  to see Pakistan men, trying to cook and be good at it. It seems like a good trend for our  Nation where men  usually don`t get up to get their own glass of water. Chef Zakir, and Mehboob are the most popular among ladies.There this one new programme where they are focusing on desserts , which seems  very useful.

There are two whole  channels devoted to cooking by the name of “Masala Tv” and “Zauq”.After morning shows you will find chefs on every channel,  and on exclusively  devoted  to food channels too.

How ever there are two things  which are very  confusing… They do not  taste  what they cook, even their anchors do not try tasting after cooking  is done, which is very  unnatural. Is it some type of Desi conduct ? Code?  At the time of so much modrenity, it is hard to understand that they don’t show natural  behaviour.

Other thing is they take too much time in live cooking, one can use some things half ready and get on with a dish… but usually they  spend as much time on screen ,as they actually would do in  their  own kitchens. This is the luxury only TV in Pakistancan provide due to   high ratio of ads. You will see  kids acting like helpers too in  shows  on Wikkid.

Talking ! we are good at.

At time we seem to lose track of ” Talk Shows” every Pakistani Tv channel is presenting. If we leave the Serious debate programmes aside , only morning shows are a long list… from our out spoken Nadia k to Amber w, and Amna, and Ghazal S, then Shaista W and list goes on… They all run for almost 2 hours and usually compete to blabber most. Thanx to Nadia khan , now it is a trend that you have to be yourself on tv `s expensive airtimne and you playing cute all nation have to take. They all have to be funny and witty and have to ask personal and irrelavent question to their guests. Ratio for women anchors is amazingly high, even established actresses interviewing serious politicians.Marinma k, to Nadia J, and Atiqa O, zQ all joind this band wagon. Then there are “Golden girls” who are most hard to swallow.
- Why can`t we keep a balance, between being modren, liberal and being fair we should not try to sell every thing with a pretty face.
- Or on the otherhand some will try to throw paint on billboards and try to ban Tv at once.
- People should get to be anchors, or producers on their special ability to conduct their jobs , on merits, not on their glamour and being a known face .
- This is a kind of reverse discrimination.

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